New Jersey Nets
SHELDEN WILLIAMS.....You are stuck in the ugly sister state of New York, New Jersey, waiting for the opportunity that left you once you were traded away from the center-depleted New York Knicks to Denver. The only thing you do have going for you in this horrible season where you average 3.2 ppg, 3.0 rebounds/game, and shooting a measly 27.3% from the field, is that you have Candace Parker locked down. Hopefully she did not make you sign a pre-nup!
On to bigger news, you managed to do something right for once! You dunked the ball.... but with that came consequences. You smacked yourself right in the face with the ball! REALLY BRO?! You couldn't manage to keep one thing flawless?
Here's looking to you kid.......